"Christie Watson’s kids love eating ice cream. But one recent morning, she saw an uneaten ice cream sandwich sitting on her patio table. When she looked closer, she couldn’t believe what she was seeing.
""I noticed that my son had left his ice cream sandwich outside," she said, "and I was wondering ‘why is there still ice cream in there?’"
"The Walmart Great Value sandwich had barely melted 12 hours later….even though it was an 80 degree morning.
""I thought that’s quite weird," she said. "So I looked at the box, and it doesn’t say artificial ice cream. It says ice cream."
"So I thought to myself: what am I feeding to my children?"
“My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.”—John Waters (via detailsdetales)
“If you can’t afford the good food or if you can’t afford health care or if you don’t have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can’t get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism!”—Marc Maron (via jimmymclean26)
Dr. Hal, Stang, Doe, and host Dr. Sinister tackle callers in this second half of the June 29 Radio Synaesthesia show, recorded just before leaving Cleveland for 17 X-Day at Wisteria/Starwood. Among the many topics covered: Ant music. Flying Spaghetti Monster and Discordians vs. Boo Hoo Bible & “Bob”. Stang’s “craydar.” Starwood vs. Burning Man. What’s wrong with this country. SubGenius vs. SuperGenius. Hal tells exactly why the Porridge Bird lays its eggs in the air. X-Day = 2017 according to G. W. Bush. Lovecraft. Ayn Rand Paul. Moral imperatives. “Sixty’s not old!” Presiserp Obabo’s Google Earth minions. Hal does lines from Half Life.