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January 2010

Charles Stross on Amazon vs Macmillan → tinyurl.com

“…to customers, Amazon would like to be a monopoly (i.e. the only store in town). To suppliers, Amazon would like to be a monopsony (i.e. the only customer in town). Their goal is to profit via arbitrage, and if they can achieve those twin goals they will own everybody’s nuts — the authors, the customers, everyone.”

Jan 31, 2010-1 notes
#books #writers #amazonfail
Play
Jan 31, 20100 notes
#star wars
Jan 31, 20100 notes
#photography
Cory Doctorow On The Kindle/MacMillan Dispute → tinyurl.com

If you’ve not yet heard, Amazon has pulled all of publisher Macmillan’s books from its online store in retaliation for MacMillan’s request to raise the prices for its e-books to $15, above the $10 ceiling Amazon considers reasonable.

Thoughts?

  • Well, Amazon pulling MacMillan’s e-books seems obvious for the situation, but they’ve also pulled the physical books from the site as well. This seems like churlishness.
  • The $10 limit that Amazon likes on e-books is plainly a price incentive to sell Kindles.
  • I frankly don’t imagine this happening in any other week than the one in which Apple unveiled the iPad. This is the first sound of Kindle’s death knell, at least in the form it presently takes.
  • I am only marginally interested in an e-book reader, because I’m a nerd like that - but I will always go for physical paper books where possible.
  • I will never buy a Kindle, because I have the odd idea that I should own what I buy and Amazon’s DRM kinda flies against that in all sorts of ways.
  • Amazon, like Google, are making all sorts of decisions recently that -while part of the fascinating restructuring going on in the 21st century - are causing a lot of resentment, especially among the people that they should be allied with.
  • Apple may well - way before Amazon even think of it - soon be offering customisable deals for publishers on the iPad. Not only publishing houses, but also self-publishing and rights-free content. Because people like a good deal, not the only deal in town.
Jan 30, 20100 notes
#books #writers #tech #apple
WikiLeaks Temporarily Suspended → WikiLeaks.org

“To concentrate on raising the funds necessary to keep us alive into 2010, we have reluctantly suspended all other operations, but will be back soon.”

Jan 30, 2010-1 notes
Best Spam Email Subject Of The Day...

“Do you want me again? I love you madly I want. Take me gently caressing my bunny.”

Ohh-kay…

Jan 30, 2010-1 notes
#spam #wtf? #be
“You’re right on the money with that… We’re all like detectives in life. There’s something at the end of the trail that we’re all looking for.” —David Lynch
Jan 29, 2010-1 notes
#movies

Just passed an actual street preacher. Either he was being unusually earnest or he was quoting The Life Of Brian.

Jan 29, 2010-1 notes
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Hour of Slack #1241 - Live Jan. 24, 2010 - The Greatest Buzz Possible

This episode was broadcast live from WCSB, Cleveland, on Jan. 24, 2010, the 26th anniversary of the first assassination of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs — an event which is never acknowledged during the show, out of respect. A slew of Lemur cuts and some Local Color presage a mottered-up mess in the WCSB studio with Rev. Stang, Princess Wei, and the unusually powerful buzz of Lonesome Cowboy Dave. Everything important is covered, thoroughly. Less significant matters are merely touched upon, or skirted. Complete impunity is exercised across the board, and The Conspiracy is baldly exposed. DON’T TELL ANYBODY.

Jan 29, 2010-1 notes
#church of the subgenius #hour of slack #wtf? #music
“Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.” —J.D. Salinger - The Catcher in the Rye.
Jan 29, 2010-1 notes
#books #writers
Best Spam Email Subject Of The Day...

“Cooli sh affec tiona te space port.”

I think I’ve just been propositioned by a character from the Mos Eisley cantina…

Jan 28, 20100 notes
#spam #star wars
Jan 28, 2010-1 notes
#glam
Australian Government Bans Small Breasts! → tinyurl.com

“The ban on small-breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography…”

Good grief…

I really don’t like large breasts. Just not a fan. Presumably, in Australia, that would be some sort of perversion. Whereas enjoying pneumatically endowed sideshow oddities will be seen and healthy and wholesome.

You’d think that a country whose biggest entertainment export was Kylie would have better sense.

Jan 28, 20100 notes
#wtf?
Best Spam Email Subject Of The Day...

“Replace flaccidity with swollen power.”

That really does not sound too comfortable.

Jan 27, 2010-1 notes
#spam
Play
Jan 27, 20100 notes
#movies #wtf?
Welcome To The Future...

My internet connection appears to be wobbling between:

  • Broadband, like God and Nature intended.
  • Dial-Up, because who doesn’t enjoy a little bit of nostalgia?
  • Fuck You. You don’t even need to BE on the internet all the motherfucking time. Go read a book.

So, you know - I may be here, I may not.

Jan 27, 2010-1 notes
#wtf? #tech
Jim Mahfood's 'Los Angeles Ink Stains' #37 → tinyurl.com

Jan 26, 20100 notes
#comics
Best Spam Email Subject Of The Day...

“Hello. How are you? I happy will receive dating with you.”

Well, when you put it like that…

Jan 26, 2010-1 notes
#spam
Jan 25, 201049 notes
#photography #hah!
Get Smart

  • Steve Carell is perfectly cast as Maxwell Smart, although this doesn’t really appear to be a proper adaptation of the old TV show.
  • The gags come thick and fast, failing more often than succeeding.
  • Both Mr Rock and Terence Stamp seem wasted in small roles (even though Stamp plays the villain!).
  • Anne Hathaway is very, very gorgeous. And quirky. Gorgeous and quirky - how often does that happen?
  • I watched it a couple of weeks ago, though I can’t remember what it was about now.
  • It looks like it cost more money than it was worth…
Jan 24, 20100 notes
#movies #reviews
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