Dear Tumblr.
Do you know the most “serious problem” I have with Tumblr at the moment? Can you guess? It’s not anything caused by Missing-E, that’s for sure. Missing-E streamlines and augments my Tumblr experience in many and varied pleasing ways. I would use Tumblr a hell of a lot less without it.
No - the only time I have a “serious problem” with Tumblr is when this damn fool motherfucking message from you pops up and tries to harass and intimidate me into uninstalling Missing-E.
Yours,
A Missing-E (and Tumblr) user.