THE PREPOSTEROUS BOLLOX OF THE SITUATION
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She has such an interestingly beautiful face
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Rose Leslie by Rebecca Miller for Bust
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Carice van Houten by Janey van Ierland
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Drew Barrymore
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Léa Seydoux
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“When, at the end of Alien, Sigourney Weaver says, “This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off,” she’s not telling the whole truth. Because there’s another survivor, curled up with her in the hypersleep capsule. Jones (or Jonesey) the ginger tom.
“Jones serves multiple functions within the Alien storyline:
1) CATGUFFIN, a pretext for characters to go wandering off on their own.
2) CATPANION, an excuse for Ripley to express herself out loud when she’s otherwise alone.
3) CATSHOCK, a cheap shock tactic in which the cat jumps out unexpectedly.
4) CATSCALLION, a wild card; at the end of the film, the cat might yet be harbouring an alien.
“In short, one cannot overestimate the importance of Jones to Alien. This is his story.”
Cat barks like a dog until he notices you looking at him
It’s okay, nothing to be ashamed of. If you feel like you’re a dog trapped in a cat’s body, then that’s who you are.
GANDALF-KITTY!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fly*
I’m still laughing at this.
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Kung Fu Cat will fuck you up.
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Cats in zero gravity. Don’t try this at home. In fact, don’t try this at all.
Heart. Break.
Just a cute kitten for Monday. Fuck Mondays.
filed under: things that make me laugh uncontrollably like a little little girl.
