A collection of stuff, things, nonsense, rants, raves, pretties, sillies, and gee-gaws from Rev. Hugo Nebula, Ordained Minister of the Church of the SubGenius.
(And boobs. Sometimes there are boobs. Just like in real life.)
Thank you for reading.
“If you can make homemade corn syrup, you can make homemade marshmallows. If you can make homemade marshmallows, you can make homemade Lucky Charms marshmallows. If you can do that, you are become death, destroyer of worlds.”
“Our OCD Chef Cutting Board, a 9” x 12” cutting board made of strong, long-wearing beechwood, spells out the most precise measurements in exacting detail. So, don’t worry…it’s OK to go a little overboard.
“And if you want to wash it twenty times after you use it, we won’t tell.”
“Like so many before me, I was once hungry in college. With term papers looming and the dining hall already closed for the night, food had to come from somewhere. That was the night I learned to make ramen in my coffee maker.”