“If you can make homemade corn syrup, you can make homemade marshmallows. If you can make homemade marshmallows, you can make homemade Lucky Charms marshmallows. If you can do that, you are become death, destroyer of worlds.”
(via Pizza in a Jar)
“SO, gotta open the second bottle, cause it’s brunch!”
HILARIOUS. In. Plaid.
I’ve found my new best friend
why does she remind me of me when i’m highly intoxicated?
OH GOD. I died.
Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard… XD
THIS PANCAKE LOOKS LIKE MY DREEEEAAAMS.WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW NOTES HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS AMAZING
Why does she remind me of me when I’m not intoxicated?
MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
(via iandsharman)
“Our OCD Chef Cutting Board, a 9” x 12” cutting board made of strong, long-wearing beechwood, spells out the most precise measurements in exacting detail. So, don’t worry…it’s OK to go a little overboard.
“And if you want to wash it twenty times after you use it, we won’t tell.”
dbsw:
Star Wars Silicon Trays // from Kotobukiya
Who doesn’t want a Han Solo in Carbonite or R2-D2 icecube/chocolate tray? Available sometime later this year.
(via staff-a, rebelscum.com)
“Like so many before me, I was once hungry in college. With term papers looming and the dining hall already closed for the night, food had to come from somewhere. That was the night I learned to make ramen in my coffee maker.”