“Cruise’s first wife was Mimi Rogers, who was 31 when she wed 25-year-old Cruise in May 1987 and 33 when they broke up in 1990.
“Cruise then married Nicole Kidman, 23, in December of 1990, and then separated in 2001, when Kidman was 33.
“Holmes, 28, and Cruise wed in 2006, seven months after daughter Suri was born. And when word came Friday that Holmes had filed for divorce, those with a sense of Cruise history noted that Holmes was also 33.”
“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s enemy action.” - Auric Goldfinger.
Take cover, friends - the Ritual of Chüd is complete!