THE PREPOSTEROUS BOLLOX OF THE SITUATION
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She has such an interestingly beautiful face
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Rose Leslie by Rebecca Miller for Bust
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Carice van Houten by Janey van Ierland
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Drew Barrymore
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Léa Seydoux
“A simple and easy-to-wear belt in a skin tone color, the pussy is also paipan (hairless) for that extra sexy dimension. Stretchy and flexible, the Vagina Panties will likely fit all and could also be used for dolls and other toys. Plus it works both ways. Sure, feel free to insert “things” into it but the wearer can also let their own, ahem, toy dangle out for that truly Japanese mixed gender androgynous experience.”
“Do you know what they call The Hunger Games in Japan?”
“Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll’s clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.”
(via Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Virgin Girl Sweat Spray - Topless Robot)
“Saki (Otsuka) has joined the likes of Maria Ozawa in having her excretions down there recreated as a Love Juice Lotion.
“Now you can lube up with the reverse-engineered, almost-real juices from Saki’s orgasm. The gal with the g-cup has never felt so genuine or so wet!”
No words.
“Across from a noodle shop in a Yokohama suburb, Hisayoshi Teramura’s inn looks much like any other small lodging that dots the port city. Occasionally, it’s even mistaken for a love hotel by couples hankering for some time beneath the sheets.
“But Teramura’s place is neither a love nest nor a pit stop for tired travelers. The white and grey tiled building is a corpse hotel, its 18 deceased guests tucked up in refrigerated coffins.”
“They wouldn’t have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn’t have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10 000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn’t have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nation-wide TV.”
“In light of last week’s events in Japan, a Twitter account has surfaced with encouraging comments from heroes on tokusatsu shows such as Ultraman, Super Sentai and Kamen Rider. The person behind this twitter account is Teruaki Ogawa (NinjaRed on Kakuranger).”
“I bought this wetsuit brand-new last year and have worn it a fair bit. When I say ‘fair’ I reckon about 20 times, but then probably more like 30. A fair few times anyway.
“HOWEVER you will like this, If it was not being worn, it was hung on a hangar or rolled to prevent creasing AND I rinsed it in fresh water after EVERY session so it’s in VERY good condition as I look after my gear, I always do, similarly I take care of my body and shower at least once a day and always moisturise. Yes you’re probably getting a feel for the kind of man I am. You can see from the pictures it has no creases and looks lovely. My friend Gaz has got a wetsuit that he doesn’t look after and it looks like an Elephant’s arse, all wrinkled, a bit like an old man’s testicle.”
As long as eBay don’t take the listing down for profanity, this hilarious auction will benefit the Red Cross in Japan. If you’d like a world famous wetsuit that hasn’t been pissed in, click through.
“What to do about this big earthquake? Raise your TV advertising rates to take advantage of the increased viewing numbers.”
“Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher.”
“Ame-Comi brings the style of Japanese Manga to DC Comics’ American superheroes. These superheroes were released by DC last year as action figures, and now we have the costumes!”
“Lightning dances in Shinmoedake’s volcanic plume, the eruption having already led Japanese authorities to call on those living nearby to evacuate. Seen from Kirishima city, the light shows last only for a few moments, but the ash and rocks fall relentlessly between the prefectures of Miyazaki and Kagoshima.”
Meanwhile, in Japan…
