Posts tagged "jesus christ"
"Although the bill as written could be used to create a comparative religion class, its sponsor, Senator Dennis Kruse, has made it clear that he hopes to see it foster the teaching of creationism in science classes. The original text of the bill explicitly mentioned creation science; it has since been modified to mention a variety of religions, including Scientology. In a brief interview, Kruse expressed disdain for evolution, calling it a “Johnny-come-lately” theory.”
Firstly, the “Johnny Come-Lately” theory of evolution was around before fucking Jesus, we were just too busy worshipping the Goddamn sun to notice; secondly, you plan to teach your kids about the ‘religion’ of Scientology?! They are a moneymaking cult which worships aliens who crashed into a volcano!