oh my god, these are fantastic.
- “limousines have to be the funniest looking cars they must be very secure and emotionally confident to go out every day looking like that.”
- “I wonder if they just think I’m full of childlike wonder and easygoing optimism or if they figured out I’m on acid yet.”
this is the most wonderful thing the internet has ever given me
(via fiercebunny)
“Adventure Time is a show about the LSD fueled hallucinations of a liberally raised small child, Finn, and his dog, Jake, who appears to have been date-raped, probably by a cat or a hippie, because dogs are innocent and incapable of voluntarily consuming drugs. Adventure Time is basically a Beatles song mixed with a Lady GAGA music video wrapped up in an erotic package reminiscent of a cross between GLEE and Jersey Shore. Despite its large viewership among 20-something serial killers, it is on Cartoon Network, which means that many youth, especially those with negligent liberal or immigrant parents, are being brainwashed by its blatant messages of self-destruction and evil in the most colorful fashion possible.”
(via Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle? • ChristWire)
Man, I love Adventure Time, but if I got as much out of it as this dude, it would totally be my favourite show EVAR.