A collection of stuff, things, nonsense, rants, raves, pretties, sillies, and gee-gaws from Rev. Hugo Nebula, Ordained Minister of the Church of the SubGenius.
(And boobs. Sometimes there are boobs. Just like in real life.)
Thank you for reading.
“Supermarket chain Morrisons has apologised after growing anger at its decision to beam a bread advert onto the Angel of the North.
"The under pressure supermarket tried to kick start a new price cutting move over the weekend by projecting an image of a baguette onto the Angel’s wings.
"The move was criticised by artist Antony Gormley, who has always wanted the artwork to stand without any interference isolated and unlit. Mr Gormley had a clause added to the original agreement when work on the Angel began in 1994, refusing permission to light the Angel…."
Peter and Jane go to a modern art gallery. In one room there is an old master that has been defaced with a giant penis; in another a canvas scrawled with the words ‘Why did you f**k me and leave???’ hangs on the wall; in another there is nothing at all.
“There is nothing in the room because God is dead”, says mummy. “Oh dear,” says Peter.