"Adventure Time is a show about the LSD fueled hallucinations of a liberally raised small child, Finn, and his dog, Jake, who appears to have been date-raped, probably by a cat or a hippie, because dogs are innocent and incapable of voluntarily consuming drugs. Adventure Time is basically a Beatles song mixed with a Lady GAGA music video wrapped up in an erotic package reminiscent of a cross between GLEE and Jersey Shore. Despite its large viewership among 20-something serial killers, it is on Cartoon Network, which means that many youth, especially those with negligent liberal or immigrant parents, are being brainwashed by its blatant messages of self-destruction and evil in the most colorful fashion possible."
(via Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle? • ChristWire)
Man, I love Adventure Time, but if I got as much out of it as this dude, it would totally be my favourite show EVAR.