THE PREPOSTEROUS BOLLOX OF THE SITUATION

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“Apparently in the future the liberals have extinguished all the white people,” Coulter explained, “I mean they got a black girl running the communications, an Asian guy driving the ship and a pointy-eared alien doing pretty much everything else.

“I guess we’re supposed to just accept that minorities will be the new majority. This isn’t an entertainment film - it’s nothing but a pro-Obama, multicultural piece of propaganda.

“And of course its not even realistic. Since when have black people been able to speak foreign languages? And shouldn’t Sulu have crashed the ship into a quasar by now?”

O.O

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW 

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

While you characters unbunch your panties, here’s a thing to consider: Abrams as a kid didn’t like Star Trek for being too philosophical. That’s an entirely legitimate reason for never having watched Star Trek as a kid. Abrams as an adult made a massively successful - both commercially and critically - Star Trek movie, which was both a sequel and a prequel and a reboot of a franchise dying on its arse.

I submit that the two are not entirely unrelated.

In fact, I’d go as far as to say that much - if not most - of the success, on every level, of J. J. Abrams’s Star Trek is precisely down to him not being a lifelong fan of the show.

When you cry and complain that Abrams shouldn’t have been allowed to make Star Trek films because he isn’t ‘one of us’; when you mock or criticise someone because their worldview isn’t yours, and you say it shouldn’t be allowed to intersect with yours; when you denigrate, rather than celebrate, diversity; when you desperately try to keep your part of the world clean and safe for yourself and don’t let the outsider and the alien in…

Then maybe the philosophy of Star Trek hasn’t taught you as much as you like to think it has.

oktotally:

prime directive

“William Shatner reunites with someone who helped define his early career in a new ad for Star TrekThe Video Game…”

NEW - Star Trek Into Darkness - International Trailer (HD) (by joblomovienetwork)

joebagofdoughnuts:

This needs to happen….

(via wilwheaton)

geekedforlife:

Still funny :)

geekedforlife:

Still funny :)

(via themerrypranxter)

thewisestwizards:

Captain Myers

thewisestwizards:

Captain Myers

(via themerrypranxter)

Didn’t J. J. Abrams already direct a Star Wars movie? The one where they go back in time to save the whales and the planet Vulcan explodes?

“J.J. Abrams and the producer who came to give them the early cut told Paige and Dan, ‘Please don’t judge this — it’s very rough, but we wanted you to see what we had,’” Hendrix told The Hollywood Reporter. “Of course, he loved the film. It was the last thing he got to do before he passed away.”

After watching the film, Craft went back to bed and didn’t get out again. His wife took him to the hospital for hospice care on Friday, and at 10:15 pm, with his wife and his brother by his side, Dan died. He was 41…

fuckyeahstartrek:

thevoyagereternals:

-Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Like a boss.

(via themerrypranxter)

“When a Star Trek fan’s dying wish to watch the upcoming Star Trek Into Darkness before its May 2013 release date surfaced on Reddit, the Internet worked fast to get the attention of J.J. Abrams. Over the past few days, there were numerous blog posts, tweets, and Facebook updates about this Star Trek fan’s plea. Well, it worked! J.J. Abrams has granted a terminally ill cancer patient’s dying wish to watch the Star Trek sequel early…”

themerrypranxter:

geeksofdoom:

Humor. Ar! Ar! Ar!

have i mentioned FoxTrot is my FAVORITE FUCKING COMIC STRIP EVAR??? I own so many compilation books. This was what i grew up on.

“Recalling the style of 1960s-era movie posters, pulp novel covers, comic books and advertisements, these Star Trek art prints are the work of artist Juan Ortiz, who was commissioned by CBS. 

“Ortiz created an original retro-style art print for every episode of the original television series, including the first pilot – 80 in all.”

(via Star Trek Original Series Episode Art Prints - Set 1)