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deantrippe:

I’m sorry. I can’t stop laughing.

(via bevismusson)

"After becoming gay, Superman’s voice and posture changes. His lips purse, his toes point inward, and his wrists become limp. His new voice sounds like a homophobic uncle doing a drunken impression of Richard Simmons, complete with lisps and frequent use of the word "faaaaaaabulous!"

"Bill and Ted, understandably, are bummed…"

That awkward moment when two nations are divided by a common language, and one of them can’t help giggling.

"DEFENESTRATION GAMES presents MASS MURDER OF STEEL

"Enjoy high-flying mass destruction as you ignore the hideous death screams of the millians you are pledged to save! Use your super powers to wage a never-ending battle for self-important allegorical bombast! Bludgeon your senses into numbed awe!

"TOTALLY safe for work!"

(via GAME: MASS MURDERER OF STEEL)

Man of Steel - Official Nokia Exclusive Trailer [HD] (by nokia)

Man of Steel - “Fate of Your Planet” Official Trailer [HD] (by WarnerBrosPictures)

I haven’t seen Man of Steel, haven’t read the script, and I’ve assiduously avoided spoilers.

But that PG-13 on Man of Steel is making me nervous. I don’t know what it means… if it’s just the cost-of-doing-business, or even if it’s an MPAA-bias against all superhero violence.

I just know that if you make a Superman movie you can’t take kids to, you’ve done something wrong.

Man of Steel - Official Trailer 3 [HD] (by WarnerBrosPictures)

Man of Steel - General Zod Message (HD) Superman (by joblomovienetwork)

DC Comics has handed the keys to the “Champion of the Oppressed” to a guy who has dedicated himself to oppress me, and my partner, and millions of people like us. It represents a fundamental misread of who the character is, and what he means.

It is dispiriting. It is wearying. It is also, finally, not for me.

One of the other nicknames that accrued to Superman right away – that predates “Man of Steel” by a good amount – is “The Man of Tomorrow.” And much of his early iconography bears a distinctive Socio-Realist, Diego Rivera vibe: a lot of burnished golden sunrises, eyes raised to the horizon, gazing into the future.

Because that’s where he lives, Superman. And that’s what he says to us: We can do better. We can be better, to ourselves, and to each other.

Hey, DC Comics? Be better.

Glen Weldon, author of SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY, twitter wit, and wonderful pop culture thinker and writer, on Orson Scott Card and his grotesque miscasting as writer, however temporary, of Superman. (via mattfractionblog)

(via wilwheaton)

Man of Steel - Official Trailer #2 [HD] (by WarnerBrosPictures)

Still laughing at the Two-Face gag…

Robot Chicken DC Comics Special Trailer (by IGNentertainment)

Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes First Look Trailer [HD] (by machinima)