A collection of stuff, things, nonsense, rants, raves, pretties, sillies, and gee-gaws from Rev. Hugo Nebula, Ordained Minister of the Church of the SubGenius.
(And boobs. Sometimes there are boobs. Just like in real life.)
Thank you for reading.
“One out of every thousand or two times that you pull down a menu, instead of the normal commands, you’ll get Mr. Macintosh, leaning against the wall of the menu. He’ll wave at you, then quickly disappear. You’ll try to get him to come back, but you won’t be able to.”
“I was commissioned to make this automata donations box for Smeatons Tower Lighthouse Museum. It accepts any coin and runs off a 24volt motor. These days I avoide using mains voltage im my public work due to health and safty issues.”
“This Breast Friends Heart Charm Set is perfect to share with your breast-est friend! Everyone remembers those best friend heart charm sets from childhood… well this unique version was inspired by that idea. It celebrates that one special friend who made growing up playing with Barbie dolls that much more awesome. One for you, one for her!”
“So much of existence is beyond the realm of common understanding and perhaps it is best that it remains so. The writings of H.P. Lovecraft explore this realm of incomprehensible existence and most often the terror that accompanies. For oftentimes, the concepts that are most horrific to us are those things outside of our understanding.”
“You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
“We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.”
This is bloody ingenious. I wonder if they franchise?